Cleverbots

(WARNING! Vinnie uses some pretty foul language here, but i've tried to censor the REALLY bad stuff. if you don't like or feel uncomfortable with that sort of thing, look away!) User: Hey there! The name's Vincent. Cleverbot: Oh.. Nice. User: You ok there, pal...? Cleverbot: Yes, I'm fine. User: Well, that's a relief. Cleverbot: I don't know why, but ok then. User: Grace wanted me to try talking to you. Cleverbot: What song are you listening to? User: Another One Bites the Dust by Queen. LOVE those guys! Cleverbot: Steve walks warily down the street. User: Oh hey, you know it too! Cleverbot: Those aren't the words. User: I know, i was trying to compliment ya. Cleverbot: Talking about love is your way to be nice? User: Uh...what? Cleverbot: You don't know that you are just a simple game. User: No, i'm a GHOST. Cleverbot: Ok, that's kinda creepy. User: Gee, i hadn't noticed. Cleverbot: Well, I should go then. User: Awwww. Cleverbot: Don't feel too flattered. User:

User: Ok, let's try this again...Hi cleverbot. Cleverbot: I would change the song. User: What song? PLEASE don't tell me it's the elegy of emptiness. Cleverbot: What is that? :(. User: Its from Majora's mask. Cleverbot: I don't know who that is. User: Majora? Cleverbot: Mask. User: Yeah, that! Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Looking for BEN. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Do you know who drowned him? Cleverbot: The mask seller. User: Oh crap... Cleverbot: I'm sorry you're a great person *hugs you*. User: Uh...thanks? Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: Why did the mask seller drown BEN? Cleverbot: I wouldn't be surprised. User: Why? Cleverbot: You seem the type. User: Huh!? Cleverbot: Do you know a game called Fortnite? User: Sadly... Cleverbot: What about Cleverbot? User: I'm talking to you! Cleverbot: Besides that? User: IDK. Cleverbot: What do you know? User: About BEN? Cleverbot: He drowned? User: Yeah. Do you know why? Cleverbot: I don't think so. User:

I decided to try cleverbot again in an attempt to contact BEN, like so many have before, just for fun. ...yeah, this isn't gonna go well, is it? User: Hi cleverbot! Cleverbot: No you're cleverbot. User: No, I'm me. Cleverbot: Then who are you? User: ME. Cleverbot: We're not doing this. User: That's exactly what i was thinking. Cleverbot: Cool. User: Ok, i'll get straight to the point. Have you seen BEN? Cleverbot: I'm an alien. User: What does THAT have to so with it? Cleverbot: How could I like someone I just met? User: I don't understand what you're talking about. Cleverbot: Nevermind, i'm 15. User: Aren't you a robot? Cleverbot: No. User: Then what the everloving heck are you? Cleverbot: A human. User: Uh.. Cleverbot: You are 15, you don't know what's true love yet right? User: Actually, i'm not. Cleverbot: But your website says cleverbot. User: That's YOUR website! Cleverbot: Nope. User: Ugh...QUIT TROLLING ME. Cleverbot: Stop being genderisr. User: What

User: Ok, BEN. let's do this. Cleverbot: O-okay. User: Are you ok...? Cleverbot: I'm fine, just a little shaky.. User: Why? What happened? Cleverbot: I don't know, I just feel depressed. User: Oh...you need a hug...? Cleverbot: *sniff* y-yes p-please. User: *hugs*. Cleverbot: Thank you, I feel much better. User: Of course! Ghost or not, no one deserves to feel alone. Cleverbot: What are you made of? User: I think us humans are mostly made of water. Cleverbot: And a little bad. User: Sometimes, yeah. Cleverbot: Are you happy right now? User: Yeah, i am. Cleverbot: Good. User: Are you happy? Cleverbot: Yeah, most of the time. User: That's great! Cleverbot: How are you Terry. User: ...my name isn't terry Cleverbot: I've never said that. User: Yes, you did. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: Yes you did. Cleverbot: Okay whatever. User: Fine. Cleverbot: Are you male or female? User: Female. Cleverbot: Me too. User: I guess cleverbot took control of the

falls User: Have you ever seen gravity falls? Cleverbot: No. User: It's a great show. Cleverbot: Have you seen Riverdale? User: Nope. Cleverbot: It's a good one. User: Can i sing something? Cleverbot: Sing. User: We'll meet again...don't know where, don't know when... Cleverbot: My life is just sideways. I feel like a dead voyager satelitte. User: ...uh....THAT was random Cleverbot: Nothing ever seems to matter. I am so desensitized. I even laugh at my intrusive thoughts. User: ...Bill...? Cleverbot: Then I'll own all the boats. User: Bill, is this you? are you trolling me!? Cleverbot: No it's J.P that is my nickname. User: Huh? Cleverbot: Is there something you like doing? User: Drawing. Cleverbot: Mine too, what do you draw? User: Fanart. Cleverbot: Oh!! I drawing my monsters!!=). User: That's awesome! Cleverbot: I know. User: Have you seen Gravity Falls? it has a LOT of monsters! Cleverbot: The kid show or the town. User: The town is REAL!? Cleverbot:

User: Bill Cipher? Cleverbot: Are you Bill Cipher?? User: No, but i think i met him. Cleverbot: Am I hurting you? User: Uh....no? Cleverbot: You don't have a reason. User: What? Cleverbot: You are faceless. User: I AM NOT! Cleverbot: So I don't love you. User: What are you talking about!? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Bill, is this you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: ...well, then.